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- And this is my office. - What do you do? - I am a doctor for women. - What do you do with them? - I deliver their babies. - Deliver? - When the woman has the baby inside of her, then I go in and I take it out. - No you don't. Everybody knows that the stork brings the baby. - Who told you that? - My daddy. - Okay. Well, the stork puts the baby inside of the mother... and then I go in and I take it out. - Ah aah. The stork brings the baby to the hospital and drops it in the bassinet. - So you say that the baby is not inside the mummy? ... Then why is it that the mother gets real big? - Because she eats a lot of food. - Now let me get this straight. You say that the stork carries over, puts the baby in the bassinet, and the mother is real big because she eats a lot of food? - You got it. - I see. Well, then why is it that the mother has to go to the hospital? - The stork brings the baby to the hospital, drops it in the bassinet. The mummy goes to the hospital and gets it.
- If the stork does all that, why doesn't the stork just bring it to the mummy's house? - Because it's too far. His wings will get tired. - Where does the stork get the babies from? - Heaven. - Okay. There is a zillion skillion babies in Heaven. How does the stork know what baby goes with what mother? - They are in a line. You know like you go to the baker and get a number. - Why when I put my hand on the mother I can feel things moving all around? - That's not a baby. - What is it? - Gas. - Well thank you for explaining it to me. - You're welcome, but you still didn't tell me what you do. - I'm in charge of gas.
